These are not the droids that you are looking for.
I am surprised to announce that I am Obi-Wan Kenobi. What I have done to deserve this honour I have no idea. I finished the bureaucratic hoop-jumping this morning by snailmailing all requested documents to the commity in charge of deciding if I'm working full time or not. I'm pretty sure that has nothing to do with it.
I also have absolutely nothing sensible to say today, so I'd better stop while I'm still sounding even remotely sane...