All your base are belong to us.
Do you know what Engrish is? There is some in the heading, for one thing. Here is the definition of Engrish, according to Engrish.com: "Engrish can be simply defined as the humorous English mistakes that appear in Japanese advertising and product design."
So now you know. So now, in order to brigthen up your monday, haul ass over to Engrish.com. Oh, and don't do what I did and read the site while trying to eat... Not a good idea.