I am your goddess.
According to the highly developed science of Internet-based tests I am the Greek goddess Athena. The sudden gender mixup is bound to cause serious psychologial trauma... I must say I liked being Obi-Wan Kenobi better. See the August archive for details.
What else? It's been a slow day. Chip fetishists might like to look at what Big Blue's been up to. Chip pr0n, chip specs.